Sex and the homeless: free erotic short story

I may have mentioned that our move was delayed by a lawyerly fuck-up, as a result of which we had a night in a motel before the transaction went through. Hence the inspiration for this story - and you can judge for yourself how much or how little of what's laid down here actually took place...

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So now we’re homeless.
The house we’ve lived in for the last seven years is sold. The keys are with the estate agent, the money is being sent from lawyer to lawyer in a chain that’s supposed to end with us taking possession of our new residence. Our worldly possessions are in a warehouse somewhere.
It didn’t work out, and we’re homeless.
This is because we ended up with two lawyers, one to sell the old place and one to buy the new. Unusual, I know, but it’s just the way the legal stuff gets packaged in with the estate agents’ deals these days. And it’s happened because just one lawyer, the one who’s dealing with the purchase of our new house, had to be contacted in the middle of an allegedly important lunch and said, on the phone, surprised, “Oh – you mean it was today you wanted to complete the purchase?”
Yes, it was today. That was the point of the emails and phone conversations we had over the last month, all of which stated clearly that today would be the day we expected to complete the deal. It still is today, but evidently none of the paperwork has been started, let alone completed.
So until it is completed, we’re vagrants. Middle-class vagrants with credit cards, certainly, but without a home to go to.
There’s a house, vacant for several months, waiting for us but we can’t get the keys. Meanwhile our bed, tables, desks, chairs, books, carpets, even our underwear and coffee mugs and handcuffs and floggers and gags and blindfolds, are all out of reach. They’re loaded into some warehouse on a nameless industrial estate because the removal company needs the truck to be somewhere else tomorrow.
Jen is incandescent. She rages, screaming at the mobile phone in my hand from three feet away but I have no doubt she’s burning the lawyer’s ears. I point out, only a little more calmly, that this is highly inconvenient. It’s going to cost us a hotel for a couple of days, storage for a houseful of stuff that doesn’t have a house any more, and additional expense to buy duplicates of things we can’t access because we can’t unpack them.
But the working day is almost over and there’s no prospect of it being resolved until tomorrow, unless we’re prepared to resolve it with a crowbar and hammer. Which of course would mean fixing the door when we finally get legal possession.
The least worst option is the local motel, which is three miles away next to a busy main road. It’s attached to a service station, though there’s a pub and restaurant adjacent.
We take the least worst option. But we have nothing to leave in the room, so the next trip is to the twenty-four hour superstore seven miles further on, in the next town. We need literally everything, from toothbrushes and underwear to comfort foods like chocolate, and instant coffee and teabags because motels never, ever, leave as many little sachets of coffee as I need, or as many teabags as Jen needs.
We split up, with me wheeling the trolley around the groceries aisles while Jen investigates the underwear section. Ten minutes later I find her with an armful of bras and thongs, which she dumps in the trolley along with a green dress with some ruching on it that says it’s size 12 but seems to have the dimensions of a handkerchief.
“You know I hate shopping,” she says. “So since we’ve got to be here and got to buy this stuff anyway, I thought I might as well buy stuff I know I’ll feel good wearing.”
An hour later she looks good wearing it, too. We’ve showered, changed, she’s wearing expensive underwear and the dress, which turns out to be clingy in all the right places, slightly ruched from cleavage to navel, and have a pleated hem. We go next door to the bar and restaurant, where she chooses steak and I have chilli burritos. She’s animated about the kinds of tortures we should subject the lawyer to, flashing eyes and moving long legs in ways that, I know, despite the table blocking my own view, are flashing well-toned calves at the rest of the room.
There’s another couple on a nearby table. They’re checking the menu, discussing it, the woman consulting her mobile phone. He’s maybe a little stockier than me, with thinning hair, wearing a black jacket with neatly-pressed jeans. She’s smaller than Jen, mousier in a way, cheekbones and jawline not quite so well defined. Light brown hair in a ponytail, wearing a short skirt, white blouse and fat tie that nods to the naughty schoolgirl aesthetic. The blouse is knotted at the waist and half-unbuttoned, so the tie has a function in preventing the front of it falling wide open. Short shirt, as in a seated position is only decorous with her legs firmly crossed and reveals an extraordinary amount of thigh. Oh, and shoes that aren’t remotely schoolgirl; bright red, five-inch heels, and a very retro chunky gold ankle bracelet on her left ankle.
They look like they’re waiting for someone but that’s their problem.
I do notice, though, as Jen pursues her flight of fancy about the appropriate torments for delinquent lawyers, we’re getting occasional glances from them.
A few minutes later I’m in the ‘smoking shelter’, the open-sided shed in the car park reserved for delinquents like me who occasionally enjoy tobacco. And the guy from the next table comes out, sparks up, and we chat. Random stuff, the kind of conversation men have when they don’t really know each other; the state of the economy, the types of car we wouldn’t want to drive. He tells me they’ve booked into the motel, the same place as us, for the night. And then he says ‘My partner, Honey, was eavesdropping your conversation. She was curious about what’s happened.’ So I tell him, and his eyebrows rise to meet the few hairs remaining on his head.
When we stub out our cigarettes and go back inside, Honey’s sitting at our table in earnest conversation with Jen. I catch the back end of a sentence: ‘…I really enjoyed it but it was two week before the bruises faded.’
Our meals have arrived and theirs, Honey’s and Vern’s – as his name turns out to be – follow shortly. And since Honey and Jen have already, evidently, been broaching sexually-related topics it’s a ribald conversation. They both have a quick, provocative wit and we warm to them.
By the time we get to ordering coffee, Honey looks intently at Vern, and then at us.
‘I guess you’ve worked out we swing,’ she says, ‘and Vern and I have been wondering… Actually, Ben, I like the idea of you between my legs, and I know Vern feels the same about Jen…’
Nothing like putting it straight out there. I don’t remember either of us saying straight out that we’ve done this kind of thing before. More than a few times, even though we don’t call ourselves swingers. Maybe something in the body language, the odd turn of phrase, the glint in Jen’s eye?
‘Well, it’s an offer,’ Vern says. ‘You don’t have to say yes. Have another cigarette and think about it, maybe?’
That’s what we do.
‘I like him,’ Jen tells me. ‘He’s charming and more than slightly wicked. I can go for that. And you were looking at Honey’s legs with your tongue practically hanging out.’
‘My best guess,’ I tell her, ‘is they came here to meet another couple that didn’t show. So we’re their plan B.’
She shrugs. ‘Their loss. Our gain.’

I’m in Holly’s motel room, Vern is with Jen in ours.
Holly leans against me, warm and smelling of vanilla. Vanilla – something she’s definitely not.
Even in heels the top of her head only comes up to my chin. I take her ponytail and pull her head back, exposing her throat. Which I explore slowly and softly with lips and teeth.
She shimmies against me, works her way down my body, winds up kneeling at my feet and looking up at me.
‘Don’t be gentle,’ she says. ‘Right about now Vern will have your partner stripped and tied up, and he’s probably spanking her.’
‘You,’ I tell her, ‘are one provocative minx.’
She grins in appreciation. ‘You’ve noticed. Good.’
‘You deserve to be handcuffed and slapped around a bit before I fuck you.’
‘Do you really think so? Well, that bag on the table – the cuffs are in there. And some other stuff. You can slap my face if you like, until I beg to suck you off. After all I’m in the right position for it…’
The cuffs feel heavy, good quality kit. I put her hands facing palms together and remember to lock the ratchet – they’re tight on her wrists but can’t close up further by accident. I untie and unbutton the blouse, push it back to reveal tiny breasts albeit with large and well-defined nipples.
She grins at me. ‘When I was at school it was always a big deal. The other girls grew these enormous tits and I barely even needed a training bra.’
‘I’ve never been into huge breasts. More than a handful is a waste as far as I’m concerned.’ It’s true. I usually look at faces, hips, legs.
The ‘other stuff’ in the bag includes some nipple clamps, the clover style that squeeze harder if you yank on the chain. Her nipples compress quite far and the change in her breathing as she deals with them tells me they definitely get her attention.
‘I can’t wear those all night, you know…’
‘Maybe not,’ I concede, ‘but you can wear them until I’m done fucking you.’
She pouts at me. I yank the chain and make her gasp.
‘You could have just used the pinwheel,’ she says. There’s a pinwheel in the bag as well, but I was thinking of using it later, on her labia…
I use my foot to push her knees wider apart, revealing the reason she had to sit with her legs tightly crossed in the restaurant – no underwear. I grab her tie to pull her up from her haunches.
Face-slapping. Jen hates it. Honey, however…
Holding her by the tie I slap her across the cheek, telling her I expect an obedient and excellent blowjob. I expand on this theme using even more explicit language. I’m rewarded with a look in her eyes that’s half-reproachful and entirely excited. I’m rewarded with open lips and an expectant, questing tongue.
Honey is skilled. Tongue-strokes up and down my exposed cock, pushing and pumping motions at its base, swirls around its head. By the time she takes it in her mouth, it’s granite-hard and despite her petite size she seems to be able to take it all, lips right up against my neatly-trimmed pubes. I’m glad now I found time to cut them yesterday.
I don’t want, though, to come in her mouth. I want to fuck her. I use the ponytail to control her movements, slow her down. Her eyes roll up questioningly, trying to see my face, read my intent.
‘I want you,’ I tell her, ‘on the bed. Kneeling, face down on the mattress with your ass in the air.’
There’s a little, curled-up flogger in the bag, hardly more than half a dozen leather shoelaces gathered up into a small metal handle. I don’t use it. I take the belt off my jeans instead, wrap it around my fist leaving about fifteen usable ass-welting inches. I don’t use it immediately. I enjoy the sight of her balanced there, high heels pointing skywards; I enjoy the fact her skirt pulls up over her ass to expose her fully to me; I’m amused by the soft moans and wriggles while she waits, anticipating; and I enjoy the squeaks she makes as her clamped nipples drag across the mattress.
‘You know what,’ I say, ‘we never discussed a safeword.’
‘Don’t have one. The deal with Vern is, he just does whatever he wants.’
‘Hmmm… in that case you’re lucky I don’t have any power tools with me…’ I’m teasing her, now. ‘Should I ask about the most frightening thing he’s done to you?’
‘That’s easy. Make me go abseiling with him down some fucking huge cliff! Though when I got to the bottom he did tie me to a tree and give me a good whipping, so it wasn’t all bad…’
‘Is Vern going to be upset if I mark you up?’
Honey chuckles at that. ‘No, he’ll just tell me it’s my own fault and thrash me again for it!’
I mark her up. A dozen good swings that echo loudly off the bare walls of the room. I see her pussy glistening at me invitingly.
There’s a roll of condoms in the bag as well.
She doesn’t hold back when she comes. Grinds into me, gasps, moans, squeals, yells. If there’s anyone in the rooms next door they’ll be in no doubt what’s happening.
When I take the nipple clamps off I make her bury her face in the pillows to muffle the yelling as blood flows back into tortured flesh.
There’s more, later, because we keep going. I never do get round to using the pinwheel on her pussy, though.
At one point I tell her all our dungeon furniture is in my lockup, but once we have the house sorted we’ll have a dedicated playspace there.
‘You’d look great dangling naked in chains there, once we’ve got everything set up.’
‘You’ll have to give me your mobile number,’ she says playfully. ‘Then maybe we can make it happen.’
Just before dawn there’s a soft knock on the door. Vern, returning. By that time Honey’s sleeping peacefully. He looks around the room, sees handcuffs and clamps and the whip lying on the bed, and smiles.
‘Good time?’
‘It was. We didn’t have any toys with us, though. How did you get on?’
‘Well enough. I had a roll of bondage tape in my coat pocket, and we improvised. I’ve left her tied down to the bed, blindfolded, so she won’t know it’s you coming into the room.’
‘Ah, but she will. She’ll know as soon as I fuck her.’
He shrugs. ‘You can always do other stuff to her first…’
I leave him with Honey, pad back to my own room, find Jen exactly as he said: spread-eagled naked on the bed, held fast with bondage tape, and blindfolded with more tape around her eyes held in place with a stocking over her head. She’s clearly been well-used. Her pussy, and the wet patch on the sheets, tell me that. As do the vivid scratches on her breasts and thighs.
The click of the door wakes her, puts her on high alert, and I drag the other stocking from the pair gently across her skin, sensitising it, before using a rolled hand towel to smack her pussy.
But when I fuck her – no need for a condom this time – of course she knows instantly the girth and curve of my cock, every vein on it, and relaxes shudderingly, helplessly, into the welcome embrace of an orgasm. Her twentieth of the night, for all I know, because she’s multiorgasmic.
I don’t bother untying her afterwards.

It’s not the kind of motel that does breakfast, so we don’t see Vern and Honey in the morning. We have coffee and return to the business of harassing our lawyer until we can get legally into the new house. It takes most of the day. This proves that lawyers can get their act together really quickly when they need to, though of course we’d have been better pleased if it had happened in a more leisurely way, but starting earlier and resulting in completion yesterday.
Jen’s mobile buzzes an SMS text alert, mid-afternoon. She just smiles and taps back a reply. I know that smile, ever so slightly twisted and smug. It’ll be from Vern. Eventually she shows me the message: Next time, slut, I won’t be so easy on you. I’ll bring the hood and the candles. No, she doesn't explain what happened to make those items relevant. Her reply? And the magic wand you promised, please!
Half an hour later, just as we’ve picked up the keys, I find a text message on my mobile. Got the house yet? When can I dangle in your chains?
Just got keys, I reply. Dangling possible anytime for delinquent schoolgirls!
I have other outfits, she texts back. How about a delinquent lawyer look? That should encourage you…
Yeah. It surely would.